This guy is obviously the missing link between neanderthal and modern man. Note the miniscule distance between eyes and hairline, leaving a vacuum where one would expect to find grey matter. His flaring nostrils indicate a clear proclivity towards slovenliness. I'm pretty sure someone in this guy's family, at one point in time, had sexual congress with a farm animal.
Hey, wait a sec--I think I know this guy. Doesn't he have a couple of brothers named Moe and Shemp? Why soitenly!
The chin-ectomy didn't go as planned.
Just as we suspected all along: Ringo was always the dim-witted one.
Coming soon from from Hair Club for Men: a revolutionary new spin on the classic comb-over.
Here's another innovative offering from Hair Club for Men: They'll transplant REALLY long eyelashes and you can comb them backwards.
Coincidentally, this is also her profile picture on EHarmony
Somewhere, a suicide cult is missing a leader.
I'm pretty sure this phrase has never passed her lips: "No more for me, thanks, I'm full."
Wasn't this guy in the bar scene in Star Wars?
A total waste of a perfectly fine head of hair.
The sister Aileen Wuornos doesn't like to talk about.
QUESTION: It takes this guy and how many of his brothers to screw in a light bulb?
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Uses cowlick to communicate with brethren on planet Vulcan.
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You should see the other guy.
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The other guy.
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Poor girl...she's gone prematurely orange.
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Available for baby-sitting.
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Arrested for DWB: Driving While Blackula.
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He's really let himself go to shit, that Richard Simmons.